27 Dec 09
I never play on the internet - I work! Right now I really should be picking up the
wrapping paper, taking down the Christmas decorations, or mowing
something, but instead, I’m “working on the internet.”
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20 Dec 09
All I want for
Christmas is... Dear Santa,
All I really want and need this
Christmas is a fishing lure. Just one. And it doesn’t matter what color or
size. Okay, maybe I need two – just so they can keep each other company.MORE
13 Dec 09
The Five Christmas Shopping 'Rules of Engagement' Christmas is creeping up on us again, and that
means it’s time to brave the wild indoor shopping centers and outlet malls
with the hope of getting some serious Christmas shopping done without
being crushed to death in Aisle No. 9 during a Blue Light Special. But do
you think I’m worried? Nosirree! I’ve got a plan, and as long as I stick
to it, I will not die!MORE
6 Dec 09
I do not snore, but that's just my opinion I do
not snore. Yes, there are times I make sounds like a Harley-Davidson Fat
Boy doing 85 mph down the interstate, but I don’t consider that snoring.
That’s wishful dreaming with sound effects MORE
29 Nov 09
And now it's time
for my annual
post-Turkey Day apology Dear Mother-in-law:
I’m so sorry I
ruined your Thanksgiving dinner this year. MORE
