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   Welcome to the home page of Stinky Creek, Texas.  Our town, which is situated on the banks of the meandering Stinky Creek, is considered one of the best kept secrets in Texas, and we plan to keep it that way.  The citizens of Stinky Creek could care less whether you visit their fair city or not, but at least they're polite enough to welcome you with open arms as you come into town and only grumble about "those durn tourists" as you head back out.
 
 

This site doesn't feature any historic buildings, recreational opportunities, accommodations, restaurants, businesses or any other information of interest to tourists or businesses that might be interested in relocating to our community.  The fact of the matter is, we don't want you here because we're happy without you.

If you DO happen to find yourself attracted to our little town (and only God knows why you would be), make sure to take in one of our Stinky Creek High School football games every Friday night in the Fall.  The Fighting Stinkers really stink, but the halftime show is well worth the price of admission.  Our drill team, The Stinkerettes can really kick up their heels, and the Mighty Band From Stinker Land knows how to blow the house down.

 

Town motto:  Let's Get Stinky!
 

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