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The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
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The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
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Don't you just hate it when newspaper editors get all nostalgic inside and decide to tell their readers what they believe were the most important news stories of the year? We at The Daily Spittoon have not one ounce of nostalgia lurking in our bodies, and if we did we'd swallow down some kind of odious concoction in the hopes of killing it before it spread. Having said that, here are some of our stories from 2007. They're not the best or the greatest. They're fillers. They use up space that would have otherwise been empty, and nobody likes to see a lot of empty space. So, whether you like these stories or not, they serve a purpose -- to make this paper look more like SOMETHING than a whole lot of NOTHING. Happy New Year! Unplug The Computer and Let's Talk Grandmother cuts off son's hand It's been a terrible week for the Henderson family Mayor: We will win the War on Error Doctor refuses to cut off man's leg Marching Stinkers vs. Cyclone Band The road to peace is paved in banjos Local man wins fiddling contest School bus driver sues to keep venison Local man wears coat no matter what
Christmas, zombie
men and rock 'n roll
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The Daily Spittoon is an independently owned rural newspaper. |
