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4 May Stinker Marching Band goes missing Weatherman contest comes to an end Mike's Wonderful Words of Wisdom I'm Just a Guy: I'm throwing my hat in the ring
27 April 'Sumo Wrestler' wins poetry contest Student gets stuck; bus driver fired Llama-Man caught on video tape Local vet: Llamas are intelligent
20 April Mayor: Turn off TV for the day Poetry night at Stinky Creek Saloon Local Earth Week activities planned Mike's Wonderful Words of Wisdom
13 April Local man sues fortune cookie makers April 15; It's time to pay the piper A look at your Horrorscope I'm Just a Guy: No thanks! I've had enough coffee
6 April Getting to the prom is half the fun Local man beats FreeCell game I'm Just a Guy: It must be reigning dogs and cats
30 March Crappie County observes Earth Hour March Madness Stinky Creek style 'Weatherman For A Day' contest I'm Just a Guy: In the defense of grass
23 March DA uncovers library card breach Stinky Creek floods Stinky Creek NY sex scandals get locals talking I'm Just a Guy: A jocular jaunt of joviality
16 March Llama-Man possibly seen in town Stinky Creek closes its' doors I'm Just a Guy: There's no day like a Snow Day
9 March 'I am JFK and Marilyn's love child' SCISD closes for Snow Day I'm Just a Guy: And now a word from our sponsor
2 March Hiker spots wild llama-man in woods Stinky Creekians talk about presidential candidates I'm Just a Guy: Take my hair and cut it
24 Feb The Daily Spittoon Front Page
17 Feb Christmas is officially over 'Shoot down the Satellite' Fun Day County judge hears venison suit I'm Just a Guy: The future of Texas is in UFOs
10 Feb Plant Your Blackberry Day Camo Hat Society to send rats to China Flock of ducks knock KSTK off air I'm Just a Guy: It's a bird! It's a plane. No! It's a school bus driver
3 Feb Super-Duper Tuesday Party set Mayor gives 'State of our Union' Thieves try to steal grandma's purse I'm Just a Guy: Looking for lobsters in all the wrong places
20 Jan Mayor says temperature is "a bit brisk" Local resident sees IFO over pasture Man trying to save a buck loses eye Around the Church
13 Jan Rockersize comes to town Will the mayor predict more winter? Residents must start using ZIP codes Movie Review: The Bucket List Up-to-the-moment traffic report
6 Jan Juveniles attack cars with fireworks bazooka SCISD bus drivers attend Yoga seminar Residents talk about candidates Red Dogs, Stink Bombs make amends
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