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The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
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The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
Spittoon Features
Front Page The Daily Spittoon is updated every Monday morning before the entire staff heads over to the Stinky Creek Saloon for lunch. If you have any complaints, don't interrupt us while we're eating. Just send us an email. Send all
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A look at your Horrorscope Your brand new Saturn is pulling to the left. Talk to your mechanic before it pulls you into an oncoming diesel. Tell your mechanic what makes you insecure and happy. Duck when he tries to punch you for getting too personal. Don't tell your "friends" about your car because they are stabbing you in the back and enjoying it. In fact, they're working on a plan to knock you off and feed your remains to the hogs. And then they'll steal your Saturn. You'll have your sweet revenge when it pulls to the left into an oncoming diesel. Have a nice day! |
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The Daily Spittoon is an independently owned rural newspaper. |
