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The Llama-Man Files

2 March 2008 -- Hiker spots wild Llama-Man in woods
Joseph Terrel was hiking past the woods behind the old Hanson Farm Wednesday evening when he spotted something that froze him in his tracks. The moon was full that night and Terrel could plainly see a pack of wild feral llamas running through the woods. But what sent shivers running up and down his spine was not seeing the llamas -- it was seeing the man who was with them. The Llama-Man.

16 March 2008 -- Llama-Man possibly seen in town
Manny LeBohn was walking around his neighborhood early Saturday morning when he heard footsteps behind him. At first, when he looked over his shoulder, he didn't see anyone. But then, out of the darkness, a human shape charged him, spat on him, and then disappeared into the nearby woods. LeBohn believes it was none other than the Llama-Man.

27 April 2008 -- Llama-Man caught on video tape
Speculation about whether or not a Llama-Man truly exists can now be put to rest. The Llama-Man, accompanied by a pack of feral llamas, was recently caught on video tape robbing Garvin's Feed Store & Tack Shop.

27 April 2008 -- Local vet: Llamas are intelligent
In the wake of more Llama-Man sightings around town, as well as the "caught on camera" break-in at Garvin's Feed Store & Tack Shop, a local veterinarian says that llamas may be more than just the dumb pack animals we take them for; they may be as intelligent as humans.

 

 
           

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