The Llama-Man Files

2 March 2008  Hiker spots wild Llama-Man in woods
Joseph Terrel was hiking past the woods behind the old Hanson Farm Wednesday evening when he spotted something that froze him in his tracks. The moon was full that night and Terrel could plainly see a pack of wild feral llamas running through the woods. But what sent shivers running up and down his spine was not seeing the llamas -- it was seeing the man who was with them. The Llama-Man.

16 March 2008  Llama-Man possibly seen in town
Manny LeBohn was walking around his neighborhood early Saturday morning when he heard footsteps behind him. At first, when he looked over his shoulder, he didn't see anyone. But then, out of the darkness, a human shape charged him, spat on him, and then disappeared into the nearby woods. LeBohn believes it was none other than the Llama-Man.

27 April 2008  Llama-Man caught on video tape
Speculation about whether or not a Llama-Man truly exists can now be put to rest. The Llama-Man, accompanied by a pack of feral llamas, was recently caught on video tape robbing Garvin's Feed Store & Tack Shop.

27 April 2008  Local vet: Llamas are intelligent
In the wake of more Llama-Man sightings around town, as well as the "caught on camera" break-in at Garvin's Feed Store & Tack Shop, a local veterinarian says that llamas may be more than just the dumb pack animals we take them for; they may be as intelligent as humans.

26 October 2008  Llama-Man sighted; Trick-or-Treaters warned to be on look out -- Authorities are warning all Halloween Trick-or-Treaters to be on the lookout for the Llama-Man.

2 November 2008  Stinky Creek ISD school bus hits animals in road -- Damon Wright has been driving a school bus for Stinky Creek ISD for 13 years. He says in all those years he's never had a bad day of driving -- that is, until this past Thursday.

16 November 2008 Bus tires slashed; Llama-Man suspected -- When Stinky Creek bus drivers arrived at school Monday morning, they were surprised to find the tires of all their school buses slashed. Authorities suspect the Llama-Man was involved.

17 May 2009 Where is the Llama-Man? -- It's been six months since the last known sighting of the Llama-Man. Residents are starting to believe he has left the area, or maybe that he was never here, but one expert believes the Llama-Man is just laying low.