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Mike's Wonderful Words of Wisdom
4 May 2008 -- Being placed on a pedestal has its good points and bad. 27 April 2008 -- Three years ago I never would have thought I'd be where I am today. To be honest, I wasn't thinking of anything three years ago except for eating grass and chasing does -- and not particularly in that order. Today, I live in a lovely home, surrounded by people who occasionally dust me, and I never have to worry about where my next meal is coming from. Yes, I don't have a stomach or legs, but sometimes you have to take the bad with the good. 20 April 2008 -- When you think life has dealt you a rotten hand, that you can't take another moment with that obnoxious person you work with, that you feel like chunking it all and heading to Alaska -- just think about me and remember life could be a whole lot worse. You could have your head hanging on some idiot's wall. |
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On the
Good Side, people are always looking up to you, admiring your beauty and wisdom
which happens to surpass all others. On the Bad Side, you always have to look
your best, wear the stylish clothes, drive the fanciest car and eat at the most
expensive eateries. Being hung on a wall also comes with similar goods and bads.
On the Good Side, people are always looking up to you, admiring your beauty
which was created by God then recreated by a taxidermist named Jethro. On the
Bad Side, you're dead. Oh well, into each life some rain must fall.