Letters To Santa -- 16 Dec

Dear Santa
Our family's healthy and somewhat happy this year. We are glad for that. Could you please bring something to prod my son into choosing a college? This indecision is wearing on his mom's nerves. (Drop a few hints at becoming an Aggie in his stocking!!!! Boomer Sooner just doesn't have the same ring as Gig 'em!!!) If you could, drop a new recliner off for my hubby. He's spent so much time in his that he's worn it out. There's a permanent pattern missing where his backside nestles in every evening. Do you have anything that will make the remote come unstuck from his hand?

My daughter wants anything related to Hannah Montana. The quiet line of Hannah Montana products will do nicely (as in no karaoke!!!)

Now that I have put the needs of others first...Dear Santa...I don't want much this year. The winning lottery ticket to a large sum of money (a Texas lottery, not one of those foreign lotteries I keep getting in my e-mail inbox) in my stocking would be much appreciated. That would take care of all the other things I could list here. Now, Santa, please note that I am thinking of your health when making this request. A winning lottery ticket wouldn't weigh your bag down very much. Therefore, the weight of the bag wouldn't' hurt your back. So, you see, we all win with that request!!!! If a winning lottery ticket isn't in the works for your elves, please let me know and I will send you the long list of things to bring!!!!
Kathy Cannon -- age 39.  I will reveal my age because I'm much younger than Mrs. Morris.  In fact, I could be her daughter.  I'm not sure how old Mrs. Potts is because, like me, she never acts her age anyway (just kidding Mrs. Potts)