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Letters To Santa -- 9 Dec
Dear Santa
Santa, here is my request for
Christmas. Mine is short and should be easy for you to grant: I have been an
exceptionally good person this year and I only ask for one thing and that is
this -- Let it be Christmas Holidays NOW !!!!!!
Gayla Morris -- age withheld on purpose and don't you dare ask!
Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is a few simple things. First, please don’t let the
turnip greens freeze. Next, when Dad butchers the hog, he gets all the hair off
when dropping it in the barrel of boiling salt water. I hope my fat auntie and
robust sister don’t eat all the chittlins. If you want to leave me more than
one gift, I can probably save you the fried pig ears. If Momma reads this, I’m
sure I’ll get a lickin’ for promising you her favorite part of the ole hog. By
the way, if you have room on the sleigh, take my sister and drop her off at some
single man’s house. I’m sure he would love an old maid school teacher.
Teresa Potts -- please withhold age on account that I don't want Mrs. Morris to
turn green with envy.
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