Sumo Wrestler

I went to the movies last Saturday night
Jackie Chan was on the big screen a Kung Fu fight
In came a big old man and sat in front of me
I tried to look around him but I just couldn't see.

The show was beginning a Jackie threw a chair
But all that I could see was the big man's head.
Everywhere I looked that man was in my way
And like a big dummy I opened my mouth to say,

"Hey there, mister, could you sit a little lower?
Your head's in the way and so are your shoulders
By the way I think you're naked go and put on some clothes

He just looked at me
Said something in Japanese
And I had no idea what he was saying.

He was a Sumo Wrestler, look at that belly.
A Sumo Wrestler, it jiggled like jelly.
He was a Sumo Wrestler as big as a bear,
Parading around in his underwear.