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Bus No. 6
Stinky Creek Airport
The Daily Spittoon is updated every Monday morning before the
entire staff heads over to the Stinky Creek Saloon for lunch. If you
have any complaints, don't interrupt us while we're eating. Just send us an
email.
Send all
comments to
The Management.
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Tracy Farr |
I was born and raised in Texas,
but don't ask me where. Let's just say I'm from Stinky Creek and leave it at
that. A
few years ago I thought Stinky Creek needed a newspaper, and so I gave birth
to The Daily Spittoon.
The labor wasn't too bad, but feeding it has kept me on my toes. If you
would like to become a loyal subscriber (free of charge, of course) just
send an email to
friends@stinkycreektexas.com. You'll receive a Monday-morning update
about the site. |
My day starts off
at 6 a.m. when I crank up Bus No. 6 and head out to pick up a bunch of eager
beaver students ready to head off to school. (Yeah, right!) If you see me swerve on
the road I'm probably trying to avoid either cows, skunks, wild hogs, dogs,
goats, or tractors with hay forks. If it's not one thing, it's
another.
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Except for the bugs
that splatter all over your jacket, the rain that seeps into every crevice,
the cold that turns your fingers and toes into blocks of ice, the heat that
roasts you from the pavement, and the dogs that chase you as if you were a
squirrel on steroids -- except for all of that, riding a bike is the only
way to go! |
Yes, I know I'm
crazy, but I just had to do it -- I'm learning how to fly. I take
lessons whenever I can, get into a small airplane with a very brave
instructor, and so far have walked away from every landing. The next
time you see a small plane circling above, it might be me. If I were
you, I'd duck and run for cover. |
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If you want to complain about
something I've written, send me an email. If you want to complain about
something somebody else has written, send THEM an email. If I owe you
money, the check's in the mail. If you owe ME money, pay up now or my cousin
Sal will be paying you a visit. For all other enquiries, email me at
management@thedailyspittoon.com.
Please wait 4 to 6 weeks for a
response.
I'm flying and I'm not sure when I'm going to land.
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