Up-to-the-moment Traffic Report

Gary Lowder’s tractor is up on two wheels in the middle of Robin Lane because he loaded too much hay on the back, again.  It should only take a couple of hours before his cows eat enough of the hay to make the front wheels come back down to earth.  Until then, take CR110 as a detour.

The traffic light on Main Street is out.  Ted Banks is up on his ladder changing the bulbs.  Please drive slowly around the ladder.  Ted still has a broken arm from the last time he tried to change the light bulbs. 

Mrs. Myrtle Higgins' 1976 Red VW, which broke down in the 900 block of Elm Street back in 1983, is still there on the right side of the street as you're heading away from town. It's not actually in the way, so continue to go around it as usual. Mrs. Higgins great-great grandson says he'll be by to pick it up sometime in the future.

Randy Pennington's dog Ralphie is lying dead in the middle of Briar Lane after being hit by an 18-wheeler that was delivering dog food to Oklahoma, City. Be respectful of Ralphie's remains until Mr. Pennington can come buy and scoop them up.

Stuart Grange reports a nasty pothole in the middle of Rosebud. Drivers should be wary of the pothole as well as the left wheel and axle from Mr. Grange's Ford that is sticking out of it. A wrecker is on the way.