 |
||
|
|
The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
|
|
||
|
|
The Official Newspaper of Stinky Creek, Texas |
Spittoon Features
Front Page The Daily Spittoon is updated every Monday morning before the entire staff heads over to the Stinky Creek Saloon for lunch. If you have any complaints, don't interrupt us while we're eating. Just send us an email. Send all
|
Up-to-the-moment traffic report Everyone will be relieved to know Mrs. Myrtle Higgins' 1976 Red VW, which broke down in the 900 block of Elm Street back in 1983, was picked up by her great-great grandson earlier this week. Unfortunately, his truck broke down in the 300 block of Elm Street and it and Mrs. Higgins VW are resting on the right side of the street as you're heading away from town. Neither vehicles are in the way of traffic. Mrs. Higgins great-great grandson says he'll be back to pick up the vehicles as soon as he can. The five-car pileup that occurred Saturday afternoon on W. West Street has been cleared away and the road is now open. The accident occurred when a delivery truck spilled its load of bananas. Seven hundred pounds of the fruit smashed onto the road right in front of a blue 1965 Dodge Polara driven by 67-year-old Esther Cummings. Mrs. Cummings and four other vehicles slid through the bananas and into each other. Local Boy Scout Troop No. 37 will be painting stripes down the middle of Barry Avenue Saturday morning as part of a community service project. Traffic will be diverted around the street in order to keep the scouts safe from harm. |
||||
|
The Daily Spittoon is an independently owned rural newspaper. |
